What? Ksséça?

Ok, on a de quoi de ben comique pour vous autres. On était en train de regarder les statististitiques du blogue pis on s’est rendu compte que quelqu’un qui comprenait pas notre français a essayé de l’faire traduire par Google. Vous voulez pisser? Lisez de comment c’est que Google nous fait paraître dans la langue de Shakenbakenspear. Pas demain le lendemain de veille qu’on va gagner un Pullitzeur nous autres là.

Traduction commence icitte:

Well, scuze the language there but it was unable to Ostia boutte!  Not later than yesterday-O-evening we released our shorts in the basement to wash them, put our gougounnes su’l board door udder began to clean the grill.  Here this morning we look out VLAGNE worse!

Seriously, what’s this cursed shit then? We were watching it fall without common sense when we decided to call someone the “family” for him to account.

– Aaallô!

– Eille Charlie is the group here. “

– Oh, hi gang! Ca va? Ca va?

- You laugh you think of us down there?

- How?

- Cibola is what you have smoked you other marmots when you told us we would have the early spring?  Have you looked outside two minutes?

- Ahhh not again curse the case of Groundhog Day!

- Right in this thing.  Not very yer case.

- Eille give us a little slack, ok?

- How does the slack?  Torrieu you tell us the early spring is the worse it snow so we could even see the other side of the park!  You should go work for Jojo Materials or else go and write the business to bring in cookies … So China has to say anything!

- Wo there Menut.  You others will not sleep all winter long, we, yes.  Shut the fuck do you want I’ll tell you a case?  Sleeping ben hard in our hole is too bad it is out of bed by the neck skin worse before it wakes you get like 500 kodak flashes in front.  It is not even awake need people to say whether or not spring is coming soon or not. Tse, we’d like perhaps to be called a couple of hours in advance.  We could have a bad coffee to wake up a little.  Well, no you in three seconds is part of the bed worse before cameras tivi.  It is that I’ll be real frank with you, in those days there’s just a case that it wants to return s’coucher. The only way to do that is to say anything.  Next winter I swear I’ll put Cibola traps mouse in my bed.

- Charlie?

- What?

- Go therefore make you a cup of Postum, we would say that your pressure to come up with a Quixote.

- Comedian.

- No but seriously, it’s your credibility that eats a slap!  Should a new job before getting pied.  Well, it sounds on the other line.  Hello?

- Hi my gang of rats!

- B52? You’re early!  Tired of dabbling in the waters of the south?

B52, for those who know it’s a gang of ducks that spend the winter in the south. Since a cell has what we call them from time to time as if to say they are being s’faire beak to gild the Santo Mosquito while they were frost around here (except this winter when we will have called worse replied that while he was in Puerto Banana. It nailed them the bill, if it is said).

- Pantoute, we just do a …. WOOOOO THE SICK !!!!! … .. S’cuze, there’s a câliboire Cessna that has failed us back in!  Worse had priority over!  Bob has to send an obscene gesture.  Good is what I said then, ah yes, because there are worse lines of approach we were wondering what time that was in Montreal.

- Wait a minute, I’ll turn the conference call. [....] Charlie? Have you still there?

- Yeah, or that you want to go?

- We walked down the B52 line with us?

- B52?  Still telling us it’s been a beautiful Santo Mosquito?

- Well no Charlie!  Because we listened to your prediction in February for the case of spring So we went south over early by relying on you!

- Eille squirrels, z’êtes not funny …

- How does it not funny?  This is something that you said anything!

- How does it do anything? Say that not just the big siffleux was still wrong? “

- Y snow in Montreal!

- Go shit.  you silly us you down there?

- Thing, was the misery of seeing the other side of the street!

- I calisse of my trip! You’re now telling us that from the beach to get to the “spring” worse than going to happen when you go s’mettre feet in the slush??

- We went to 10cm bin there!

- Coudonc Charlie, will you ben’ll say what you’re able to put ‘your toast to say crazy stuff like that?

- Oh no you begin with! Does he really have j’me repeat?  C’t'une job of it!  Is it sacred as the fortieth year c’qu’on can tell every year!

- Osti official!  Well, too bad there must J’vous leaves because he must stop at customs.

- In any other case we are out the BBQ still on the branch that never shut the fuck up if you try to come for hotdogs udders spare-ribs, Z’avez’s fine!

- Worse me?

- Pis toi ben j’raccroches line because it goes wrong bin on the phone talking worse shoveling the same time. Especially shovel in the middle of April.  Spring early my ass, damn newfie!

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